Your Zodiac Forecasts, from Jonathan Cainer


Libra
Monday, 5 January 2009

You never see them in the shops. They aren't advertised on the internet. But they surely must exist. Indeed, there must be a healthy market for them. Somebody, somewhere, must be churning them out by the truckload. I refer, of course, to complication machines. Fiendish devices that can take the simplest proposition and turn it, at the touch of a button, into something hopelessly frustrating. There's clearly one operating near you today. Don't be beaten by it. Find the source of its power and disconnect it! Would you like to hear about your prospects for 2009? You can listen to your year ahead audio forecast right now!

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